If all of you is a lie, no one will be able to tell what is true.

Haaay gaiz.

If any of you Luceti folks still have this guy, remove him pl0x

[Filtered against Haruki Suzumiya // Unhackable]
A great many people here seem to be special, somehow, of course. This one is obvious -- the majority of the population seem to have played a role important to the history of their world, a 'cog of destiny' if you will. I mean, is it not strange that, by way of example, Lloyd Irving, the boy who re-united the worlds, is here as opposed to a villager randomly selected from one of the villages of those world? Though I suppose, myself included, there are a few~ notable exceptions. ♥~ Though who knows?! Maybe I yet had a role to play!

Is it not even more improbable that anyone we know from, back 'home' arrives here? What's more, even much of the time, even if we did not know the person, per se, we are often connected to the ones that arrive. For an example, we need to look no further than our own Bass and Zero~ while they never truly met, and are from very different times, they are still connected, somehow. What's more-- I cannot speak for any other world, the population of Earth is about seven billion in my time~ and yet, on five previous occasions in my time here alone, I've met people from my world that I knew.

The odds of that are, frankly, impossible to fathom. ♥

However... has anyone noticed yet another trait that the vast majority of the denizens here seem to share~? It's fairly obvious, when you think about it. ♥

My, oh my... how you all change~ It's amazing, in a way, how slight tweaks can produce so much desire. ♥

Tell me, my destructive little "comrades" -- why aren't you starting~?

[Filtered to Usagi]

Miss... Serenity, was it? ♥ I hear tale you with to kill my roommate, dear Karen -- well, I feat that gets in the way of my plans just a little... so shall we make it a game~?

Haha... I admit that I'm curious, and now seems as good of time as any to pose this question. ♥

Given the option to return to your respective homes, would you?
Now, this might some obvious, right? But let us add a few conditions~

First -- those that have died (outside Luceti) will return to being dead.

Second -- those from different points in the time-lime will return to their respective points.

Third -- you may only return to you own world from your own time, and you may not take anyone or anything with you.

Fourth -- Beings native to Luceti (Filial, animals here... or, on the off chance someone commits to it, children born here) must remain in Luceti.

Now... if those do not deter you opinions, let's add some "what ifs~"

First -- what if you were to forget the entirety of your stay in Luceti? You forget everyone who you have met and everything you have learned.

Second -- what if any lasting physical or mental injuries gained in Luceti were to be restored back to you... or what if they remain? The same applies for any amount you may have aged in Luceti, of course~ With out without you forgetting the memories of Luceti, of course -- so if the first what-if has you retaining memories, the second might still have you keeping the injuries.

Third -- Bar extra-normal circumstances, of course, you may never see anyone in Luceti again that you are not of the same homeland of. What if this were the case?

And most importantly...

Fourth -- What if the Malnosso were to be defeated, but you were given the option to remain here regardless. A perfect, untainted world in which there is no conflict or strife save for that which is made by the limited powers of Luceti or the then-dead Malnosso. What if you were not able to recall this choice?

Fifth -- What if, even after the Malnosso's defeat, so long as one singular person remains in Luceti the Malnosso's machines (assuming that is what they are) continue to pull in more beings from outside worlds

I confess... I'm curious to see you input~

( [Filtered to Senel and Stella // Unhackable] )

Now, aside from this... Might anyone happen to know how to fashion glasses, or know enough about ocular studies to help me in choosing a pair? I fear I'm having some trouble. ♥

Ah~ so good of you to all be so concerned, my muscles have recovered by now~ ♥

Though my memory is still fuzzy, I've spent my recovery time working on a revision to my guide... which I hope will suffice for all our charming new New Feathers ♥

Oh, and dear Sheena, are you free for a meeting~? ♥

( The Captive's Guide to Luceti )

Ah, this pain in my neck... is this what they call rigor mortis? ♥

Oh... I would assume so, given that it's quite stiff. Mm... A pity, I can't quite seem to recall how I might've died sans for some heat~ That is regrettable... Oh, Arietta, has Karen returned? What condition is she in?

Ah, and Eva... I believe that you looked out for me, though I'm fuzzy on the details. Do you want payment?

Well then, it makes one wonder was I've lost, no? ♥ Oh, and what recent events have happened, my memory seems most foggy.

[[ ooc: To clarify... he didn't die, whatever Ceasar or Katou or him says, he just rather expertly faked his death, and he's going to use this little fact to his advantage. ]]

[Voiced]
Game over.

Haseo, you're hereby relieved from your post, do let the hostages out now. Tifa, Chrome, I fully expect you to get the remaining people out. I do believe this has gone on for quite long enough.

Ah... but Ceasar, a word?

[Filtered to Forcystus, still voiced]
The half-elven boy will be behind the front desk in twenty minutes, but he'll be sedated. He had been fed during this time, do not worry -- in fact, I had him knocked out most of the time. Don't leave your post until after that point.

[Filtered to Evangeline, still voiced]
Remember, it would be nice if you could pick up my corpse when it comes to be. Please check the clinic again in two hours and get it then if it's there. I'll contact you before then if I don't die.

[Filtered to Arietta, still voiced]
Arietta... I told you I'm going to get out alive and I will. Please inform Karen of that when she returns.

[Public again, still voiced]
Haha...Hark the herald angels sing... glory to the newborn king.

Disgusting.

[[ ooc: What caused this you ask? Well Gojyo's dead. Itsuki has hidden the body in a safe location for now, but it's time to begin the endgame. That linked conversation has been post-conversation filtered to private my Itsuki ]]

Now really everyone, there's no need to put your health at risk by acting as a hero or heroine. It'll just get you in trouble, eventually.

[100% Filtered against Haruhi Suzumiya]
Well all, I think it's time that we kick the game off, no~? ♥

Currently, I'm at the clinic, in which I've planted several bombs. On top of this, I have guards are the exits, as well a myriad of other contraptions which should just make things quite nasty if anyone tries to escape or enter. I'd therefore recommend against such a rash action~ ♥ (Yes, that would mean you, dear Sheena or beloved exorcists~ ♥)

Now, I have no real burning desire to have the entire population after my head, so no one need die, but I suppose I should make it clear--- All peoples currently in the clinic are hereby hostages. I so suppose that makes me something of a terrorist -- and I'll have you know I'm not without accomplices. ♥

Well then, time for demands --- I want the head of Miss Nina Parker. I fear the dear assassin has returned from her kidnapping at the hands of the Malnosso in a most degenerate state, and she's currently a liability to the entire population. Some of my may have heard rumors of the "demon" in the forest? Ah yes, that's her. ♥~ That's who she really is, and she's currently lost her self-control. Nearly pitch-black skin and quite anti-social. Murderous and heartless to boot~ The death of the vampire known as Zero is her doing, as are the injuries to Vyse and assorted others ♥

Well then, I'll be awaiting you full cooperation.

Oh! But that reminds me~ just to make sure people don't ignore my request (which would be truly a shame), I've created a slight example of the manner of object I've planted on several key support beams in the clinic. If you all would turn to the outer part of the clinic -- see that rock wall there?

Watch and enjoy -- you have... oh... three minutes or so. ♥

( [Filtered to Forcystus // 100% Unhackable] )

( [Filtered to Evangeline // 100% Unhackable] )

( [Filtered to Haseo // 100% Unhackable] )

[[ ooc: There's half of a rock wall around the clinic's yard? Aang put that up during the hunter event. It's large enough to be noticeable, not close enough to the clinic to prematurely detonate other bombs (or injure the people inside) -- so he's blowing up that to show he's serious. His bombs aren't that good, so it will only blow up the section right in front of it, and in that case it wouldn't be rubble as much as chunks. But it should get them message across, complete with a "boom" noise. ♥ ]]

[100% Filtered against Haruhi Suzumiya]
My, oh my. So that nasty virus was really the doing of the Malnosso after all?! I really never would've guesses~ ♥ I'm so glad that so many have been clued in so late in the game... it's truly wonderful.

Ah, except for one little detail. Currently, there's two killers going around, just as dangerous as the virus! Shocking, truly. ♥~ I mean, I know you're saying "But Itsuki, there's killers in Luceti all the time! Just look at that scary hobo guy!" Nonono, we're talking something... a bit more dangerous. Now, whatever shall we do about this, hmm? ♥

I'm not so sure, just yet...

Ah, but I have a most wonderful idea! ♥~ Yes, a bit of an incentive to make everyone move that much faster... I mean, after all, some of you are just so weak and sick, some of our own personal Jesuses and Mohammads might just be a bit slow ♥

I suppose you'll have to see soon enough~

[Filtered to Forcystus // 100% Unhackable]
Now... the victim of this killer has thus far been a vampire -- a non-human -- and a survivor of this clash was a human... do you not think it possible that there is a pattern in this respect... perhaps, say, half-elven targets are next, hm? I mean, after all, Genis Sage is but a small boy, and he is without his sister at the moment...

I require something of you, Grand Cardinal.

[Filtered to Evangeline // 100% Unhackable]
Evangeline, surly you have seen who the initial victim of this killer is? After all, he was but recently revived. Queen of the Night, I'd like to make an offer.

[[ ooc: Forwarning, I'll be making the heads-up for later tonight or maybe tomorrow. In the meantime... He's getting into contact with these two. And messing with anyone else that replies. ]]

[100% filtered against Karen]
...Truly, it's repulsive. Can you all blabber about nothing for so long? Truly... death, more death... it's not like the situation will change. It's not like there's a miracle waiting for you all.

Disgusting...

The game starts for real tomorrow.

[[ ooc: ... He's complete out of his spectacle. Reply at your own risk. He's rather scared about the fact that both my Aros and Nina are probably going to be in really bad mental conditions tomorrow... and therefore homicidal. ]]

It's that meme which's all the rage. I'm not going to bother with Aros (as he wouldn't answer -- but if you want me to I could), Mark (too new), or Kaworu (too new) -- but here's Nina and Itsuki

Hello all~ As vice-chief of the SOS-Brigade I've been assigned to give you all a formal introduction to it~ ♥

The Spreading excitement all Over the world with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade, or SOS-Brigade for short, is a charming club created by, and ruled over by or glorious leader, Haruhi Suzumiya~ ♥

To give you an idea of the activities, this is the premise of the club in the words of our leader: We, the SOS Brigade, are seeking all sorts of paranormal events in this world. We welcome anyone who has experienced, is experiencing, or senses that they will experience any kind of supernatural or mysterious events to come to us for consultation. We will do our best to answer your questions. Please note, however, that we do not handle normal paranormal events; it must be a paranormal event that we deem to be very shocking.
In short, to find supernatural entities and befriend them, then proceed to hang out with them~ ♥

The following individuals are hereby indited as first-rank underlings by order of our leader: Norma Beatty, Flonne, Kamui Shirou, and Excellen Browning. You're expected to give daily reports to House #38 and to give input on any and all findings to our leader. She also hereby requests that you talk any and all love interests you may have into joining, as to avoid you being too diverted from club activities by other constrains of time~ That means Lute, Laharl, Yuffie, and Aros I'd assume ♥

Similarly, the following are requested for interviews related to joining by order of Haruhi Suzumiya and in the name of the SOS-Brigade~
-Sheena Fujibayashi
-Yuan
-Toushiro Hitsugaya
-Clark Kent
-Allen Walker
-Bianiac-5

Over and out~

[[ ooc: Yes, he is male again. No, he didn't make it clear. ]]

The glorious leader of the SOS-Brigade, Haruhi Suzumiya, has returned to Luceti~ ♥

Well then, I believe a new set of introductions are in order~

Itsuko Koizumi, at your service. ♥

Well, I do hope that everyone enjoyed their Valentine's Week~ I daresay I rather enjoyed my own with no small thanks to dear Karen~ ♥ I mean, really, I was so absorbed that I just couldn't find the time to be on the network~ a pity, really. ♥ It seems I missed all the fun from what I've skimmed.

But so many people seem so upset now. I mean, really, what is the world coming to when a charming young woman tries to avoid her birthday? For shame, for shame~ ♥ I regret that I don't have a gift properly, but I'm sure a good many people, such as dear Allen, or perhaps Kanda have something in store~

Oh and Kamui, I do hope you've recovered. ♥

EDIT: My apologies, Lenalee~ ♥

[[ ooc: In case no one's noticed he's a pathological liar yet... he's stalked the netires all through the event and knows most of what happened. ]]

Dear me, is it really that close to Valentine's Day already? My, how the time flies~ ♥

Oh, and it's so good to see that so many people here have unearthed that magic! Let alone are using it beneficially~ I suppose all our hats are off to dear Stella for her supposed discovery of this fact. Truly, I would shower her with affection in thanks if not for fear of my life on the part of Senel~ ♥

Karen, one of you playmates just arrived~ ♥

Also, because of all the "New Feathers" arriving (props to Reki for the word!) I figured I should post up the newest revision to my guide~ ♥. The brand-new material is in green~

( The Captive's Guide to Luceti )